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mirth control

What a really bad comedian engages in.

We thought we might enjoy the comedy club but apparently the comedian had taken a mirth control pill and wasn't funny at all.

by Goodmalood December 15, 2006

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Site Control

the best of the best moderation group in any roblox game ever, even worse than roblox's moderation system

wow, site control is amazing at being horrid moderators

by edwasdwasdd May 12, 2024


gay birth control

Loperamide, or generic Imodium. Over-the-counter antidiarrheal that slows the digestive tract. Makes it easier to predict your body so that you can have anal sex without making a mess.

Gotta run to Rite-Aid to pick up some gay birth control

by LegalDrugDealeRx October 6, 2023


the control

somebody who thinks they have it all, and likes to interfere with other people's affairs; a gossip; a person who thinks the whole world revolves around them.

you're such a control!; she's such a control!; the control has been interfering.. AGAIN; etc.

by anonymous disliker of cod. February 16, 2011


ThE CoNtrOL

To preform "the control" one must go to kick somebody, but at the last moment you stop. It is CRUCIAL that the "attacking" party then says "the control". it generally is tradition that both parties start to laugh as not many can be funnier.

(be aware that most people that preform "the control" generally have some kind of mental challenge).

HW: hey "preforms the controll."
Ep: aaaaa noo, oh hahahahahaha.
HW: hahahaha im so funny

by PeekingDuck March 22, 2022


Crowd Control

When you walk-up to someone annoying you and you announce you farted, even when you didn't, just to get them to leave your space.

I really need to do some crowd control, this party is getting out of hand.

by barnstormer January 27, 2023


Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.

If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now. Try telling the people who lost their pets it's a morale boost to anyone to have their pets at a shelter somewhere.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020