A man who has a lot of sex and is very good at doggy style.
Girl#1: Did you know that guy over there? Girl#2: I did a long time ago, he's one hell of a back cracker.
when you balls get hit so hard it explodes
Person 1: hey you steal my peanut >:(((((
Person 2: no
Person 1: yes you did you peice of shit, *does the nut cracker*
Person 2: AHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Person 1: no kid for you :))))))
Person 2: you know what? PROVE IT.
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
cracker naggle is defined as a person who doesn't understand a colored person's joke
Cracker naggle: I thought we were friends?
Colored Person: Only if were approached by a police officer.
Cracker naggle: huh?
That is a crackernaggle 💯^
A white vegetarian or vegan. A white person who can't get enough of those 50 dollar whole foods salads. A white person who's willing to take a bite out of their front yard tree. You've had to call the cops because your neighbor, Janice, was mowing the lawn with her mouth and you weren't sure if she was just a Veggie Cracker or a Cracker on Crack.
"I don't eat meat" "I looooveeee vegetables and i am totes against eating animals"
and to that you'd reply,
"Alright Karen. You're such a veggie Cracker"
To to go Cracker Barrel to eat their chicken and getting violent food poisoning.
Context: 2018 e.coli outbreak in Cracker Barrel left many people to get food poisoning. In most cases, it caused cataclysmic diarrhea.
Hudson prepared weeks in advance to go on his annual cracker-barreling trip.
Yo Isaac is such a fruity cracker he was staring at jack's ass
When a white person gets so angry it can no longer be classified as ballistic
Bill got so angry that Trump lost the election he achieved Nuclear Cracker status