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A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.
"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"
The act of putting semen (fresh or jarred) all over an old abandoned building.
person 1"Yo, wanna go do a Crusty Dusty Busty after this game?"
person 2 "Hell yeah!"
A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.
Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!
When you just pooped but forgot to wipe
Oh man I think I have a crusty burger going on
When you nut into a Chips Ahoy and put another Chips Ahoy on top of it.
I could go for something salty-sweet, like a crusty oreo.
When you get a leaky boner, but cant do anything about it so it gets crusty
Bro i was in class and i was getting a crusty right when the teacher asked me to present, i couldnt adjust so now its stuck to my underwear
When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants
Mommmm I have crusty pants again