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A person who is technically single, but constantly bounces between potential relationships.
He’s bounced between 3 people he’s trying to date for like a month, he’s like diet single almost
When someone says something that sounds sexist but isn't because it's backed up by culture, history, or science. (this categorization can also be applied to racism, political ideologies, etc)
Brad: "Men are more aggressive on average than women"
Janet: "He that's sexist and saying that women can't be aggressive"
Brad: "No, it's diet sexism"
Granola bars and apples . Water everyday to clean the pipes .
I'm on a Geek Diet .
Pipe cleaning time hu!
Yup.
Drab, Dry, Shit, Boring, And Terrible.
Guy 1: I love the colour grey!
Guy 2: The fuck you talking about? That colour is like an Englishman's diet
A woman who is a stepmom to a child.
Dude did you see the lady at the counter?
Yeah bro I heard she's a diet milf.
Would be a waste of time if I'm just going to kill a kid and then myself. And if you're going to rob me of the most significant technological advancement in humanity I have no reason to do anything other than that.
Hym "So... No diet and exercise! I don't like to waste my own time. I've never done it and I won't start now."
When you’re sad all the time but not depressed. Like if you’re having a bad week
Yeah I’ve had some diet depression lately