nut dip

The act of filling a Dixie cup full of warm water and dipping your nut sack into it for pleasure and or defense of blue balls.

Hey John, I've been trying to nut dip alot lately. They say it's good for the soul and it tingles my balls.

That bitch blue balled the shit out of me so I had to nut dip to calm the boys down.

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Fatty Dipping

As opposed to Skinny Dipping, which is often reknowned for being quite visually pleasing to onlookers, Fatty Dipping is the act of one or more overweight individuals creating a public eyesore by bathing nude outdoors in a (very) large body of water.
Think Free Willy and Friends.

Othon : "Oh my fucking god, lets get the hell out of here"
Liz : "Why?"
Othon : (points to a congregation of naked fat people frolicking about under a waterfall)
Liz : " Holy shit! How the hell did I not see THAT? Fatty Dipping ought to be made illegal!"
Othon : "I know right. My eyes bleed profusely. Somebody call Green Peace and have them dragged back out into the ocean".

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dip whip

Some one who is dumb founded

Wow you dip whip

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granny dipping

1. Having sexual intercourse with an extremely old woman.

2. Nasty dirty old person sex.

Mitch: Omg dude. That chick you had sex with is like 53!

Derrick: Is that wrong.

Mitch: Yes... Granny dipping is wrong...

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hit and dip

When a guy thinks a girl is hot enough to fuck but does not want to go out with her, he just wants to fuck her and leave.

Person #1: That g really likes you, do you like her yo?
Person #2: Not really dawg.
Person #1: Then why don't you just hit and dip?
Person #2: I might still.

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downing dip

It is the act of dipping your penis head into someone else's unsupervised coffee.

Bob: "My coffee tastes funny."
Chris: "That's because I gave it the ol' Downing dip while you were in the bathroom."

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Dip Ass

A insult describing someone who has a phobia of defacating with there butt above the water because of the possibility of water being splashed on their butt, so the person submerges their butt into the toilet water and defecates in that fashion.

"I saw Timmy pooing and I have descovered that he is a dip ass, his wet boxers reveals the truth

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