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Wearing a Hawaiian shirt to a funeral
“My grandma died last week, the funeral yesterday sucked”
“Why would you say that?”
“Jeremy pulled a dirty Nolan”
“Oh”
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The Dirty Quam is when you are massaging a penis so hard that it breaks, or becomes wounded. After a penis encounters a Dirty Quam, it should be immediately wrapped and protected from other Dirty Quaminators.
"Last night my boyfriend was pissing me off, so I gave him the Dirty Quam"
"I can't believe he waited 4 months to tell me I Dirty Quamed him"
"I was really drunk when we started to get it on, so I probably gave him a Dirty Quam"
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Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric
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A crazy skateboarder that bangs hot chicks while living the dream and smoking weed
Theres dirty jason high as hell skating the town heading to the baddest bitch in towns house to get laid
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When a woman lures you in with her amazing beauty, only to be drugged in your own home and wake up with an open bottle of lube in your ass, house robbed, and a shit in the kitchen sink.
Derek: {visually angry with tears in his eyes}
Jason: What happened to you last night??
Derek: I'm not sure, I took this gorgeous babe home and she pulled a Dirty Trinity on me
Jason: oh my! She shit in your sink too?? What'd she take??
Derek: yep, the footprints are still on the counter and she took everything!!! Plus, my ass still hurts!!!
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When a guy picks up a woman married to a public official, goes back to her place, meets her husband being introduced as an old friend, and then fucks her in their bed after he leaves
Did you hear about Hank? He got Dirty Greg’ed by his wife, and she came harder than ever before. he’s fucking pissed, and a cuck
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A male, ususally, but not limited to being directly born and raised in the cornfields of Indiana. Other acceptable cornfield states are, nebraska, kansas, and the dakotas.
A person that is dirty/notorious for doing the mainly these acts:
-Running naked laps after getting skunked in beer die or pong
-shoving leaves into a girls mouth and then purusing a makeout session with her.
-Getting extremely wasted and puking, peeing and pooping his pants all in the same night. Also when wested, usually found being extremely vocal (loud) for no aparent reason and causing a ruckus, while having his voice crack from time to time
dude, the dirty perk just ran a naked lap at 7:30 in the afternoon!!!
do you remember semiformal last year when the dirty perk shoved leaves in his dates mouth and then made out with her!?!?
OMG the dirty perk is under his desk right now and i think he pooped his pants!
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