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Also known as DTRD, Dissociative Temple Run Disorder occurs when you've been playing the game Temple Run for so long that you misjudge how long you've been running during that round.
Dan: "What?! I thought I was so far down the course but I've only run 2,000!"
Margaret: "Whoa, take a chill. It looks like you've got yourself some Dissociative Temple Run Disorder. You may need to take a break, you've been playing for two hours straight."
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the traumatic stress you feel between the moment you post something on the Internet and the moment somebody likes it or responds
so I post this hilarious pic of me playing air guitar and within 37 minutes I get no response. No likes, no comments. Nothing. So here I am staring blankly at my Facebook wall with a severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as I wait for somebody to like my hilarious new update
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What Is It? Tony Abbott Delusional disorder is classified as a psychotic disorder, a disorder where a person has trouble recognizing reality. A delusion is a false belief that is based on an incorrect interpretation of reality. Delusions, like all psychotic symptoms, can occur as part of many different psychiatric disorders. But the term delusional disorder is used when delusions are the most prominent symptom.
A person with this illness holds a false belief firmly, despite clear evidence or proof to the contrary.
The outlook varies. Although the disorder can go away after a short time, delusions also can persist for months or years. The inherent reluctance of a person with this disorder to accept treatment makes the prognosis worse. However, people with this disorder retain many areas of functioning, so some do reasonably well with limited assistance.
That poor man has "Tony Abbott Delusional Disorder", quick call the vet.
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A case of effects similar to a regular case of OCD, but only targets fans of a on going franchise of "Sonic The Hedgehog". They think that the Old School Sonic Games are 90% about physics and 10% about everything else that made Sonic great. Which is obviously not true.
It said that Sonic OCD begins at a young age (around the ages of 6-8) were most of the Old School Sonic fans played Sonic 1, but do to their superior brain development they were able to deduct the physics of the game so well that it became the only thing the care about.
They also lack the ability to adapt to new things and deem them "frustrating" experiences because they suck so bad at it. This is due to the fact that the physics they are used too as 6-8 year olds aren't in the new games.
Due to this they can never enjoy any new Sonic Game that SEGA puts out, even if the are good as a whole.
EX: Sonic 4
Old School Sonic Fan: "What!!! Sonic doez not ROLLZZ down hill when I press downzzz...I have to hold the D-Pad to the right!!!!?"
*Mind Blown*
Regular Gamer#1: Sooo what up with that Guy?
Regular Gamer#2: Just ignore him, He has Sonic Over Compulsive Disorder
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The AOD describes an unhealthy amount of hate towards Ariana Grande , resulting to false rumors about her, or including her in hateful situations and comments. This disorder is usually found in swifties and selenators .
PopBase (chart account) : taylor swift reputation world tour accumulated 345M$
Swiffer : Ariana could never
Arianator : stfu i think u have a AOD (Ariana Obsession Disorder)… go get help!
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The way psychiatrists say ADD and ADHD when they want to drug your child
"I'm afraid your child has ADD. I think he should try Ritalin.
"YOU WANNA DRUG MY KID???"
"Madam, you don't understand. The situation's precarious. Your child suffers from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder."
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When you're being a pussy because your candidate loses and you need to drink bleach
All these college kids have post trump stress disorder
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