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A contageous disease, often caught by fellow friends, resulting in 'douche' symptoms.
'OMG WTFBBQ?! I just caught douche-a-litus from that douche over there.'
A mixture of an asshole and a douchebag. Used as an insult to specifically a man.
You're cheating on me? You shitty douche!
1. When a person approaches a conversation between two or more people and interrupts with an extremely stupid and irrelevant comment.
noun: Interdouche
Friend A: "So I was totally digging this dude at the party last night."
Friend B: "Really, I think he was checking you out to"
ID: "Yea, that was totally rad"
Friend B: "That tard was totally just inter-douching"
a certain variety of young white person who hangs out at bars often named "Bulldog" or "Bulldog's" or some similar variation. A Bulldog douche invariably presents a bland façade and a distinct lack of curiosity about anyone even slightly dissimilar to him-or-herself. The Bulldog douche is for the most part humorless, except when participating in the jocular restating of inside jokes. For Bulldog douches, people of another age, race, or socio-economic class are invisible, except when they are participating in social justice projects, which they do with much passion and self-righteousness. The Bulldog douche has a very bright future, and the glare coming off it can obscure almost anything a Bulldog douche does not, or cannot, see.
There's no way in hell I am going out with you to The Bulldog and hanging out with all those Bulldog douches!
Douche-silo:(1) a common place douche and/or doucher who conglomerates with many other douches to make himself feel better, leads a social group of well known douches. commonly looked upon by his douchetes as bro, but publicly known as just douche.
(2) a popular place crowded with douches, creating aggravated atmosphere amongst common passer-by.
average joe 1: hey bro who's that over there with all those people around him? he looks pretty popular.
average joe 2: nah bro that's just the school douche-silo with all the other douchetes in the school, don't worry about it.
noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.
I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.