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A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure
Damn son, you got Miguel Drunk last night and punched a hole through my floor!!
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Being so drunk you break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend. The stage of intoxication past being blackout drunk.
1) Person 1: Hey you have any more painkillers? I'm tryin to get blackout tonight.
person 2: No man i just blew like 12 oc's. I'm tryin to get breakup tonight.
2) (973): You were so breakup drunk last night.
(313):Whatever. Come over and blow me?
(973): Word.
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Drunk High is basically being high off alcohol and everything is funny like when you're high.
Man, last night we we're all laughing because we were on a drunk high
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Incoherent and incapacitated due to an excessive level of VODKA CRANBERRY intake.
Dude, Maude was almost Queen Drunk last night- she threw up all over the guy she was hooking up with, hooked up with another guy, mangled a bathroom, and didn't remember any of it.
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Referring to a person or group of people who are exceptionally drunk and/or under the influence of a large amount of drugs, which causes a huge decrease in their decision making abilities; usually resulting in terrible choices which one would immediatley regret upon becoming sober.
Dan: Holy shit dude what happened to you last night?
Jon: Bro, I got so Chris drunk last night I banged that fat girl fromthe bar...
Dan: Yeah, but didn't you already banged her last week?? What's the big deal now?
Jon: Well last night before we fucked she told me she had herpes and she was falling in love with me...
Dan: Well what did you say??
Jon: "Let's fuck"
Dan: Wow dude, you were seriously Chris drunk last night...
Jon: I know bro, I know... I'll call you later, I gotta go meet this fat sluts parents and stop by CVS to pick up my prescription... ugh.
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the act of of being so drunk, that you begin to take shot of Scope (or Listerine) for to become even more drunk.
Ty Jelly took some shots of Scope last night, he was scope drunk
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That "buzz" feeling you get after continuous hours of study. It involves no alcohol yet you feel drunk. You may find yourself slurring over words by either talking to fast or trying to cram too many creative words into a single sentence.
After Peter finished his 2,000 word essay, his speech was scrambled due to absorbing to much information.
Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!
Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?
Peter: Positive.
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