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Information that you don't mind sharing with the rest of the world.
Aka Fb material
Person 1: Hey I think i saw you and Janet the other day in the park.
Person 2: Yeah, keep that within yourself for a while man. Our relation isn't ''Facebook material'' yet.
Any social media message designed to draw attention to the minutiae in one's life it would not ordinarily merit.
Travis' boisterous comments on the flavor of generic cola brands proved a perfect example of facebook narcissism.
The logic which has developed as a direct consequence of the impact facebook and other social networking sites has on society. Meaningful relationships are undermined as friends are reduced to contacts which are to be collected as commodities in the attempt to appear cool.
The pervasiveness of this ideology legitimates the increasing transience of social relationships.
In layman's terms it becomes cool to have a vast pool of contacts requiring too much time and effort to properly maintain. As such the people worthy of an individual's time and effort are determined by the rewards that come with associating with that individual.
I don't care how many facebook friends you have, I don't buy into the facebook paradigm.
When a friend's Facebook stops posting status updates for several months in a row. FB RECENT ACTIVITY is limited to increasingly less frequent notices that "X is now friends with ..." and an occasional "like."
I don't think I am FB friends with Nancy anymore.
Why?
I don't see any status updates from her anymore.
You're still friends with her, but she has Facebook Flatlined. I don't see anything either. Friend her on Twitter.
A dingus (male or female) that thinks because they like science pages and share their posts, that they have a PhD from Facebook University.
Okay bruh we get it that Bill Nye is cool, No need to be a Facebook Professor about it.
The act of absolute intolerance of excessive Facebook usage.
i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.
Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.
Marky has a severe case of Facebook Impatience. I took the "What's you Favorite Position" quiz, and posted 4 status updates today, and he dropped me like a hot potato!
A person you have met once, goes to your school or has a close relationship with you.
Most Facebook friends are people you aren't really friends with and are just people who go to your school and you've found by typing in school name and adding everyone as a "friend".
If you have 600+ Facebook friends, seriously, think about removing some.
Some bitchy sluttish girls tell you every day you need to improve Facebook friend numbers to make you more popular, especially if you are a boy.
Wow! I have 572 friends! Wait, who the f*ck is (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah, they go to my school! What about (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah! I met them once in the shopping mall! Oooh! Someone I know through Dad! I'll add them as a Facebook "Friend".