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Fail Whale

You start to do an awkward turtle but instead of using your thumbs, you accidentally use your pinky fingers. This is a social fail and so to save embarrassment you pull your hands back in with both your thumbs and pinky fingers clenched in. This is the Fail Whale.

Sophia: OMG Rhys! You know Siobhan?
Rhys: Yeah she's a total social hand grenade.
Sophia: I know right? Well she just did a massive Fail Whale and everyone decided to throw her into the ocean. How ironic!
Rhys: Alanis Morissette butchered that word. Never speak of it again.

by RamboThunder January 31, 2012

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Yard Fail

A usually haphazard group of items simply left out on the street, alley, or yard for people to pick through. Sometimes marked with a "Free" sign.

"Hey, Sammy, I just spied a yard fail down the street, wanna check it out?"

by Diem Jay April 29, 2008

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epic fail

a fail so big, it's almost a win.

"dude that was such an epic fail you deserve an award"

by heylol September 21, 2011

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Doomed to fail

A good description of Biden's presidency. Even worse than doa- dead on arrival.

Biden's presidency is doomed to fail for reasons I can't really describe here but please trust me.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022

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supersonic fail

impossible as it may sound it is a fail worse than epic fail, this kind of fail is like blowing up a building by accident, or shooting the president cos you thought he looked like the person you were supposed to shoot, or punching an 80 year old to death cos you thought he said somthing about your mum etc the list goes on

person1: did you here that news about the man that blew up his own house by accident
person2: ye he's a supersonic fail

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009

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Epic Fail

An over used set of of words used by faggots worldwide when they dont even know the true meaning, or where it originated. Fact is, its from Attack of the Show, the sickest show ever to appear on G4. It's where they find videos from the internet and label them as epic failures... So, if you can't name where the term comes from or what it REALLY means, don't say it... because you'll make yourself look like an even bigger SHMUCK/HALF-A-RETARD.

boy: (makes motion as if he were beating the meat behind the teachers back, but gets caught in the process) girl: wow epic fail! boy: bitch please, do you even know what thats from? girl: uh no, whats it from?? boy: wow. bitch, never say that again... and who's the "EPIC FAIL" now?? yea, fuckin YOU!!

by water_pong_is_for_fags April 25, 2009

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fail cunt

Someone who generally fails at life for example, smoke weed all day or plays xbox all day without a job.

daniel - hey scott what have you been doing since you left school?

Scott - urgh what do you think? just been playing xbox 24/7

daniel - you're such a fail cunt

by maddog219 March 26, 2009

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