Crack-a-lackin

According to Snoop Dogg on a recent appearence on the Conan'o'Brian Show, to add preservatives to "crackin"

Everything's swell.

Conan: What exactly is "It's crack-a-lackin?
Snoop: Y'know, it's goin' down.
Conan:...that doesn't work for me.
Snoop:...everything's swell

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Crack a C

When one cracks a C, they are opening a canned soda. It refers to the "crack" sound made by the can. Pretty funny. C stands for Cola too, incase you're wondering.

Joey: Im tired, better crack a C
Kyle: OMG, this kid just cracked a C at 5:00 A.M.
Will: OMG, 5 AM C's are a bad idea.
Joey: Josh cracks C's all the time, he doesn't sleep.

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high on crack

Complete and utter euphoria -- absolute bliss for the first hit of the day.

Then, subsequently, trying desperately to recapture that elusive ultimate high, you may find yourself... stealing from your mama; all the while, chasing the dragon in the most spun-out of fiendish, criminal enterprises.

You need some sleep, buddy.

Mr. Hyde is Dr. Jekyll HIGH ON CRACK.

"I'm HIGH ON CRACK, yo!
Since we been friends so long,
I'm warning you to hang on to your billfold."

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monkey crack

Tainted marijuana of a poor quality.

Man, that shit tastes likes formaldehyde.

Yeah, it's fucking monkey crack. Gross.

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Crack Taxi

A 2 wheel bicycle, perferably a dark color, no lights and stolen. Typically used to transport DOPE. Rode by a 100 pound tweeker, weighing less than the large backpack he is carrying. With an unlit cigerette in his mouth.

My dope dealer sent me out on a CRACK TAXI aka, stolen bicycle, to deliver a rather large amount of dope.

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Crack Sauce

Cincinnati Rap Group. That addictive ingredient that makes everything that much better.

Crack Sauce is the shit right now!

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FarmVille Crack

A term referring to the state of being enslaved to the practice of visiting and playing farmville day and night unit it becomes a psychologically or physically habit such as the use of narcotics.

Jim: Have you seen Bob lately?

Melinda: No, but I'm worried about him. He spend too much time on the computer.

Jim: What does he do?

Melinda: He plays FarmVille all of the time. It's like he's on FarmVille Crack or something.

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