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A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.
I caught my husband talking to Jake From State Farm in the middle of the night.
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A sexual act performed by a desperate woman in an agriculture field. This must involve a minimum of 5 male field laborers and must be performed in the dirt and with no protection. Male participants should span over multiple generations. This risky behavior is performed mostly in the summer months and commonly near migration camps. The female participant is most often an older business woman from an affluent community.
That was one hot digital chilli farm famila and I got dirt all over my dress and knees.
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"Not my problem," expressing that you'd rather not get involved after being asked for a favor .
Kid 1: Hey can you help me get my bike back from these bullies.
Kid 2: Not My Pig Not My Farm.
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Jake from State Farm likes his khakis.
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A place where cream cheese is harvested and cultivated.
"Hey mom, I wanna visit the cream cheese farm!"
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Jack from State farm is a chill dude who helps people with there insurance plans, but on the side he is an amazing dude who wares khaki pants and saves the world from Dave's.
Its Jake from state farm. She sounds hideous.
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a toilet bowl with a fresh package of that stuff that turns the water blue.. combined with poop.
someone forgot to flush, now there's a smelly blue water baboon farm in the bathroom.
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