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When a squirter sits on your face for oral sex and when she cums your eyes are protected by her ass cheeks which are called Japanese Rain Goggles
Lisa sat on Barts face and gave him Japanese Rain Goggles.
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The resulting influence of drinking too much Trump-issued Kood-Aid on one's mental function, whereby one is only able to process alternative facts.
I showed Jethro pictures from Trump's and Obama's Inauguration days and he said Trump's crowd was more yuge. He must have been wearing his Kool-Aid goggles.
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A man takes a hold of his man-junk and places one of his testicles over each eye socket of his partners face (as if wearing goggles) while draping his penis down the nose shaft.
My girl was asleep lastnight, and I made her wear the German Flight Goggles
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Goggles that could make sure your eyes don't get cold in harsh weather. They can also protect from volcanoes, shrapnel, bullets, SHURIKEN, and sharp objects, like pencils.
"Take off those fucking EXTREME CONDITION GOGGLES you dweeb"
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A pair of sunglasses worn by the male as protection from female ejaculation while performing cunnilingus.
She was a major squirter... it's a good thing I was wearing my japanese rain goggles
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When a man puts his ball sack on a womens eyes and she blinks, this feels good on the penis.
Charlie Sheen mentioned "Japanese rain goggles" in a two and a half men episode.
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A phrase that means nothing whatsoever and can be interpritated however you want !
Adam: OMG my girlfriend let me give her japanese rain goggles last night
Jim: I was thinking of getting my little bro that
Adam: you were going to put your balls on your brothers face
Jim: What no ! I was going to get him Small goggles that keep rain out of his face
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