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This girl sat on my face as i looked up i noticed she had a really hairy wooky hole
an unshaved, shitty smelling twat, or cunt, if you wanna be politically correct.these can be rectified with simple tools like a razor, or soap, wich can be found at many locations world wide.
i was hanging with my girl, i was gonna go down on her so i gave her the finger test...man im glad i did!, boy did she have a hairy stinky twat!
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Hairy Hat Man- a term for a very hairy vagina.
Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.
I'm away to shear down my Hairy Hat Man
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Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes onto the cum so that they stick to her face.
I just made that hoe-bag a hairy faced whore.
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a womens vagina. fish taco bearded clam cunt salmon canyon pink taco vertical smile
dude, your grandma had the nastiest hairy axe wound. look like she was chopped with a rusty axe
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before sexual intercourse. have your female companion insert several balls of fish into her vaginal cavity. then allow the intercourse to commence. after a few moments, have the female squat over a bowl and squeeze. after a few attempts (depending on the girth of the man) several balls of fish should emerge along with a rich fishy soup. a family treat.
"Cor Blimey, i had the nicest Hairy Fishball Soup last night"
"oh yeah?"
"oh yeah gorgeous. ate the hairs an' all"
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