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Puff the hairy dragon

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking weed

Bro look at her puff the hairy dragon!! Gross!!

by HiILookDead May 02, 2011


hairy wooky hole

An unusually hairy ass hole

This girl sat on my face as i looked up i noticed she had a really hairy wooky hole

by ccfc1987 December 20, 2016


hairy stinky twat

an unshaved, shitty smelling twat, or cunt, if you wanna be politically correct.these can be rectified with simple tools like a razor, or soap, wich can be found at many locations world wide.

i was hanging with my girl, i was gonna go down on her so i gave her the finger test...man im glad i did!, boy did she have a hairy stinky twat!

by fat nutz September 30, 2007


Hairy Hat Man

Hairy Hat Man- a term for a very hairy vagina.

Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.

I'm away to shear down my Hairy Hat Man

by noodles2011-- January 17, 2011


Hairy Faced Whore

Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes onto the cum so that they stick to her face.

I just made that hoe-bag a hairy faced whore.

by Jon February 28, 2005


hairy axe wound

a womens vagina. fish taco bearded clam cunt salmon canyon pink taco vertical smile

dude, your grandma had the nastiest hairy axe wound. look like she was chopped with a rusty axe

by dr.frank December 20, 2006


Hairy Fishball Soup

before sexual intercourse. have your female companion insert several balls of fish into her vaginal cavity. then allow the intercourse to commence. after a few moments, have the female squat over a bowl and squeeze. after a few attempts (depending on the girth of the man) several balls of fish should emerge along with a rich fishy soup. a family treat.

"Cor Blimey, i had the nicest Hairy Fishball Soup last night"
"oh yeah?"
"oh yeah gorgeous. ate the hairs an' all"

by drumfun April 27, 2009