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The Call of Halo effect :
Creating an amazing game that can then allow the producers to spawn a series of shitter games and still make profit
Infinty Ward : Oh lets create call of duty 4
Childrens : OH YAY CALL OF DUTY 4 <33333333333333
Infinity Ward : now lets create World at War and MW2
People with sense : Wow, this is shit.
Childrens : OH MY GOD YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
-Makes lots of money anyway-
And the same for Halo, with Halo 1 being amazing, and Halo Reach being downright shit.
Behold, the call of halo effect
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The best of the Halo line so far. ODST takes you to the human side of the fight against the Covenant taking place before the days of Master Chief. The side effects to letting your loved ones get this game can and will show up at odd moments during the day.
Side effect includes:
1. Randomly yelling about stupid grunts being dumb.
2. Upon the completion of simple tasks using the words epic, legendary, owned, overkill, and/or random muttering about how one 'pwn'd' that shit..
3. Total lack of any kind of attention to the every day life around them.
4. When talking to someone about anything they make reference to something that Master Chief would do in that situation.
5. The forgetting of important dates due to needing to reach 200,000 points on Heroic Lost Platoon for the achievement that will finish off all 8 lvls they have been needing that for.
6. The noted drop in grades going from A's to D's because they wrote a paper on the subject of how Buck was the best player in all of Fire Fight and could easily get way more kills in real life then Sgt. Johnson.
Ex. 1.
Dog runs into wall.
Boy: Stupid dog. Just like a grunt, don't know where it's going...
Ex. 2
Guy talking to friend about his gf.
Friend: Dude I heard your girl was over last night...
Guy: Yeah man. I was like, epically hittin' it too. We went overkill with it...
Friend: Legendary...
Ex. 3
Girl: Hun the dogs need to go out.(30 minutes later) Hun did you let the dogs out?
Guy: (playing Halo 3: ODST) COMMON YOU GRUNT JUST DIE!!
Girl: What the hell?! (5 minutes later) The kitchen is on fire and your mom called, she has cancer..
Guy: Huh. Just give me a few more minutes to kill these brutes and I will let the dog out...
Ex. 4
Kid: Hey man I saw this car go crashing into a wall yesterday.
Friend: Dude if Master Chief had been there he would have blasted the wall before he even got close to crashing...
Ex. 5
Girl: (hands guy a small gift box) Here... Remember what today is?
Guy: Hell yeah. Today is the day I finally get the damn achievement on Heroic for the complete set...
Girl: No. Today was supposed to be out 4th anniversary a**hole.
Ex. 6
Teacher: Well Mrs. Doe your child got that D cause he wrote this for his report on his hero..
Paper: Buck so would have killed like 40,000 brutes before Sgt. Johnson could have even lit his cigar. If I could be anyone when I got older it would be Buck from the Orbital Drop Shock Troopers squad,
Teacher: I think you might need to put him in counciling for video addiction.
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anything that is more fun than halo. That isn't hard to accomplish sence halo is overrated and incredibly boring with nothing new.
Games that are better-n-halo
Rainbow Six Vegas
Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare
Mass Effect
and even the underdog Kane and Lynch Dead Men
Ect.
Exactly what I just named up there- and more
BETTER-N-HALO
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Term coined by exobyte. Literally meaning "Why hello there" and usually followed by the question "butsex?"
Exobyte: y halo thar.
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Engaging in an anal hook up so random and quick, the bottom guy doesn't have time to wash his ass, but the top doesn't care.
When a guy can't wait to engage in anal, he will hit it dirty.
Chuck went black halo racing, now he is trying to scrub that black halo off his johnson.
Chuck has been trolling rest stops looking to do some black halo racing.
Chuck rides without a helmet when he is black halo racing, now he needs to exfoliate his dick.
When you receive a handjob while playing halo; preferably Halo on Xbox Live against your friends with your mic on.
Did you guys hear Gretchen giving me a Halo hand-job last night? I kept my mic on so you could hear.
Someone who stays up late to grind halo with the boys. The "with a Z" is referring to the s in grinders, so instead of grinders it is grinderZ. By putting a z at the end, it shows true dedication to the grind.
Grinder 1 : Calling all halo grinders with a z, let's all hop on halo tonight.
Grinder 2: Sure! Cortana is so hot!