Noemi has a flat chest

A fine ass latina with a flat chest.

Noemi has a flat chest, there's nothing there!

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Justice has been done

The phrase someone says when they hear the news that Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Person A: "Did you hear? Osama Bin Laden is dead!"
Person B: "Justice has been done."

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Hitler has a nice cock

What can I say his dick was like this big 8==========================D

Hey have you seen Hitler? Hitler has a nice cock.

Jackson has a small cock

When Jackson Trinder just has a small cock

oh yo don't you just ever see how Jackson has a small cock jay?

a speaker has not been elected

What Kevin McCarthy heard way too many times when he tried to secure the speaker's gavel...

More and more Republicans are voting to not elect Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House, leading to the House Clerk declaring that a speaker has not been elected.

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ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny”

Tim: “ur granny tranny”

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

he has the cutest smile

seungmin. seungmin is the definition of having the cutest smile

aw he has the cutest smile

you mean seungmin. right?

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