Mob hit

When you beat your dick like it owes you money.

Yo, Matt hid in the portajon and pulled a straight Mob Hit on himself!

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Hit The Toast

A game in which a group of males stand around a piece of toast masturbating, aiming their load at the toast. The first one to orgasm must wait till the others have finished and then must eat it.

"After Sheridan came first in that last game of Hit The Toast, he almost threw up trying to eat the slimy slice of bread."

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friendship hit

The last possible hit of a bong after people think it's cashed which you give to someone to prove their friendship to you.

ex 1:

MacLovin': Is that tots cashed?
Caitlin: There's a friendship hit in there.
MacLovin': *cough cough cough*

ex 2:

Caitlin: Is that tots k-ed?
MacLovin': Are you my friend?
(Caitlin is).

Hit a stone

An alternative saying for "beat the meat" used when your dick is "rock" hard and needs to be hit till it busts

"Yesterday I woke up with a morning wood so I went for an early stone hitting to calm it down"

Me: I feel so down bro
Friend: just hit a stone you'll feel better

hit as hell

1.) You ugly as fuck.

2.)You hot and everyone wanna smash

1.) Damn she hit as hell she shouldn't even be going in public
2.) Damn she his as hell, I just wanna smash

Dave Hit

When somebody takes a bong hit that is really quick and still gets a ton of smoke. Usually performed by ripping the bong extremely hard but only for a second and a half.

Joe just took a dave hit off that Sour Diesel with that sweet bong.

Hit the books

To start studying

“Dude tomorrow I have an exam, I should hit the books”