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A girl that looks great in a dark club under strobe-lighting but is a different story under normal lighting
I hooked up at X-club with this chick but when we met the next day she turned out to be a strobe-light honey.
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When you go out in public, dressed in a nonchalant fashion. You don't care about your physical appearance nor do you care about the coordination of the clothing you are wearing. Just like honey badger, you don't care.
Greg: Hey Isaac, what happened this morning? You are wearing plaid shorts with a fanel top plus sandals with knee high socks. And what happened to your hair? Did you wake up late?
Isaac: No, I just got that Honey Badger Swag
1. Quite simply, it refers to a girl giving oral sex: a blow job.
2. It can be used to refer to basically anything else you want it to. Can be a verb, noun, adjective, etc.
3. A beastly creature that murders all within its sight and does not die. Ever.
Logan: That bitch over there just gave me a honey badger.
Ray: Nice! I just got badgered by that one over there.
Garrett: I hate that girl, she's so annoying.
Gabe: Dude, she's such a honey badger.
Emily: What the honey badger!!!
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any sexy bitch of another race
"ayo check out that white babe, shes a ball honey"
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;something so sweet and beautiful that you would rather die than go without it.
;something so pure that you put it above all things including heaven.
;the "honey" is the seraph you would lay your life down for, unfortunately it has been cast into a hard nearly impenetrable
shell by evil. although it is extreamly hard it is believed that only true love can find "honey in the rock"
;kristina turnely
is there honey in the rock? has love gone up in smoke? could you be my ever lovin' baby?
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A breezy that's in hawaii to get real and receives my dong in her nana!
I just banged this tight little 808 honey!
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The worst fucking goddamn show on television at the moment, wait no not even at the moment because the fucking thing was cancelled thank god. This 'TV show' consisted of a Walrus disguised as a human forcing her 6 year old daughter to attend beauty pageants, yes you fucking heard correctly, this terrible excuse for a mother gives me a reason to hate America, and I fucking love America, but this atrocity caused me to hate families like this, the whole goddamn family is so overweight they could be compressed and turned into a wrecking ball, its like they deep-fry lard for their breakfast, lunch and sodding dinner. This is honestly how the rest of the world sees America, not like the normal fucking people there, no, they see Americans as overweight opportunists who would take their 15 minutes of fame and do anything to milk it dry for as long as possible, and don't even get me started on the 'Go-Go Juice'. This fucking thing screams "SPONTANEOUS SEIZURE" in a bottle, you know what this fucking- this- THING contains? Red Bull, Mountain Dew and PURE FUCKING GASOLINE, and a 6 year old is drinking it?- Now I would start calling the Morgue, the FBI, the Police, and the CPA because that shit is UNACCEPTABLE!I just hate this show so much. You know what I'd rather watch? Fucking Justin "I wish you were aborted" Bieber stroking Jennifer Lawrence while licking his lips and staring passionately at the camera, now i know that would never happen but still, I'd rather watch that than... THIS!
"These other girls are crazy if they think they can beat Honey Boo-Boo child"- Honey Boo Boo, Yes insert the fucking facepalm and loss in faith of humanity here.
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