A competition between two or more horns usually to see which is loudest. May take place between any types of horns, including car horns, truck horns, locomotive horns, ship horns, marching band horns, etc.
The marching band just had a horn battle with that train! I think it won!
A fork in horn is the name for when a man gets spit-roasted, so named for the look created by the angle of the erect dick ‘forking’ off the body.
Friend 1: Did you hear what happened to Tyler this weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah, dude was bragging he was in a fork in horn!
Friend 1: Right?! I wonder if he was the fork?
The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.
You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!
To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.
This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.
Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.
Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”
“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”
“I’m wilting”
Vigorously signaling sexual desire towards someone in a public setting
Did you see that chick totally Horning Nate over there?
When one rhino shoves their horn up another rhinos ass
I saw two rhinos horning in a nature documentary
The act of when one rhino shoves their horn up another rhino’s ass
Never watch Nat Geo Wild, I just saw two rhinos horning