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The sexual act of a male inserting his micro penis into a woman's ear hole because that's the only way they will be able to feel it going in.
Oh no! The Viagra doesn't work, well looks like I'm going to have to ear penetrate a stranger.
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When someone shits in you’re ear and they lick It while is falling out.
Robert loves sex but Gerard loves Fudgie Ears
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when you cum in a girls ears, and tell her a secret, and see if she hears it
last night my bf ear tingled me, i wish i knew what he said after wards
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A small pin like hole found in the root of the helix that gives off a rancid smell.
I took my index finger and rubbed it across my smelly ear and smelled it. Boy, did it smell bad.
When's the next time you're going to the doctor? We're going to tell him about your smelly ear.
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Someone who is exceptional at being able to decipher music lyrics.
I could never figure out what they were saying in the second verse of that song--you must have magic ears!
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A nice pair of thick thighs on a woman.
Thats a nice set of Ear Warmers.
I wouldn't mind sticking my head between those Ear Warmers
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