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a condition were one completely melts down at work after a long alcohol and drug filled weekend, usually triggered from a loss of a favorite sporting team. symptoms include but are not limited to, showing up late for work, being completely distraught and unproductive, excessive ranting about the prior game at hand, this individual may be very argumentative, maybe very sweaty, obsession will be obvious when discussing such sporting event, other signs include drinking large amounts of Gatorade, and also a long early morning coffee break. at this time the individual may appear to be coming down. Don't be fooled, the next round of symptoms are about to set in, they include multiple shit brakes at the porter potty, excessive vehicle searches, (one may not ever actually know what may be being looked for), also multiple meaningless phone calls may be in place, followed by lots of back and forth pacing for no reason at all, with random snack hours such as hole bags of potato chips or pretzels, the best way to combat this individual is to make it appear that you yourself are actually the problem. never confront with face to face altercation
Look out the birds lost there's going to be a Monday morning meltdown.
The tragedy find a monday morning meltdown is that jose is the real victem here.
A term used to describe someone who is optimistic in such situations where a majority of people (or, just one particular person) do not want to hear optimism because it is unwelcome; such as Monday morning in an office enviorment.
This term can also be used outside "the office" to describe someone who just might be too optimistic.
Person: I hate Monday mornings.
Optimist: Oh, but it's the start of a new week, the beginning of a new day! Isn't it beautiful out?
Person: You're such a Monday Morning Optimist... it's annoying.
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This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.
Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.
Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
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An idea that usually sounds good at One in the morning, but when played out it usually goes horribly wrong.
-One In The Morning Idea-
-"I know where my dad keeps his gun"
*one of your friends dead within the hour*
-trying to prove your badassdedness to your friends by jumping off the roof into the pool over being called a pussy.
"DOODE YOUR SOOOO GAY. YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OF A BADASS....PUSSY"
"PSHH FUCK YOU MAN, ILL FUCKING JUMP OFF YOUR ROOF INTO THE POOL"
'YOUR TOO PUSSY"
"LETS GO"
*friend jumps in pool. noone notices he jumps in the shallow end...friend floats up....pronounced dead at the scene*
-Looking up random videos, getting pissed and sending a hateful email to The Government.
*missing by 6am*
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Refers to the chronic inability to remain asleep in the early hours of the day due to awakening urges to deficate. Studies have shown that patients diagnoised with Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) suffer from loss of sleep and deficate on an irregular basis. The morning deuce often effects mental well being (depression) and can cause lack of energy throughout the rest of the day.
"I never get to sleep-in anymore. Everyday, really early in the morning I am woken up by the rumbling of a turd-muffin in my stomach and the call to deuce. The Doc says I've got Morning Deuce Syndrome."
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A cool indie band from Louisville, Kentucky. They formed in 1998 and have released 4 albums, their most recent being Z.
I first saw My Morning Jacket on Conan O'brien.
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The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.
“How are you already so drunk? It’s only noon!”
“I had a New Jersey Morning.”