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To sit naked on the living room floor in the catchers position manhandling yourself while watching any of the following; howerd stern, mtv's "the grind", "girls next door" or any edition of "girls gone wild".
Clay was playing living room baseball while watching "girls gone wild".
Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.
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When you go into your room, close the door and turn the vacuum on so no one can hear you. You then begin to dry hump your bed. Soon you take your pants off and begin to violently masturbate. You get so into it you begin to throw things and knock things over and then you jizz everywhere.
Example of cleaning your room:
Jill: So why haven't you been answering my calls?
Brian: Ive been cleaning my room.
Jill: I hope you used the vacuum
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A place where you will hear lots of moaning and the yelling of the word daddy and other sexual things that will make the 62 year old gym teacher hard. once in a blue moon someone will want to lick your feet, pee in their mouth, or try to give you a blow job.
In Boys Locker Room
Friend: David clearly cheated and the teacher didn't even give a-
Other Boy: DADDY!, *moan* it won't fit daddy
You: what the fuck-
Other Boy: I'm very hungry daddy, please put your massive, throbbing cock in my mouth and feed me your seed I promise to drink every last drop
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organizing, cleaning, or etc. your room
Friend 1: Wyd?
Friend 2: Placing my room.
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It is a place of sanction and unity where people gather to have sad boi hours and talk about real things. It it a safe space and everyone comes to the bois locker room with the intention of not doing work as it is a free space for one to do anything. It is also a temple of the god named Vishnu which it is based off of because he brings people together as a lot can be said about this god. It also is an emergency outlet for any of the bois to escape to if they are ever in danger. Unfortunately they do not allow women into these sacred places as it is only for the bois. It is usually open on Saturdays as Saturdays are for the bois. It may open when there is a crisis.
Dude 1: Bois Locker Room tonight.
Dude 2: Of course there its is sad boi hours.
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One of those great games that are on the DL when it comes to advertising. Largely unapreciated.
You play as a really hideous (like no one sees it...just say it -_-) warty warrior named Beethro who was sent to dungeons to kill evil monster things that were attracted by the fat lazy kings crumbs of food. Hmm. You have a large sword that separates you from the monsters. Every step you take, the monsters take a step too. The game is 2-D, and you see the whole room from overhead. What is pretty tight about this game is, there ARE no lives, you just start the room over again. This fact makes the game a puzzle/strategy game. Not only do you have to kill creatures, you must open doors by striking confusing switches to finish the room. Each level is like a maze; the mazes consist of the rooms. You must defeat all of the rooms to go up the stairs to the next level.
For MIDI music, I think it's actually really good. And the graphics aren't too bad, either.
Whenever Beethro gets killed, he makes this odd face of despair and spook that used to scare the crap out of me. (There is a box with his face on it on the very top left, so you can look at his beautiful face)
Well, just experience the game for yourself.
Person A: hmm, I'm kind of bored and unstimulated. What should I play on my PC?
Person B: Deadly Rooms of Death by Erik Hermannsen/Webfoot Technologies.
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The zone between the friendzone and the getting some zone. Where if the girl is ready you’re the go to guy.
Guy 1: Dude are you getting some or getting friend zoned
Guy 2: No man I’m in the waiting room, when she’s ready I’m first in line
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