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A shitty band.God you all must be tone-deaf or something.
iron maiden sucks just like gnr and motley crue suck
Someone who will occasionally indulge in weeb videk game culture play games like doki doki literature club or hunie pop for about 20 minutes and laugh at how every girl likes you within 10 seconds to make actual weebs feel better
"Hey mike have you tried doki doki literature club yet?"
"Yea I loved the first act but I stopped playing because I couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous it is. Im such an ironic weeb."
A woman who indulges a kink involving the wearing of metal braces
Ever since being raised in a polio hospital, John has had a lust for iron maidens, girls who dress in only metal polio back & leg braces
Couldn't make it as punkers and originally a pub band who have sold millions of albums and are now a metal wankfest for loudmouths. Notice how 90% of those who listen to them do so constantly and cannot go without referring to them as "THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME", "BEST IN THE METAL GENRE", etc.
Some okay songs if you don't mind wading through the MANY crappy ones and oh god... just... SHUT UP.
When you have a sleepover and fart into someone's sleeping bag and lock them into their sleeping bag, leaving them helpless to your fumes. - So sayeth Uncle Jesse
I can't wait to iron maiden the twins
Occurs when a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman, but instead of ejaculating in her vagina he pulls out his penis and ejaculates on her face. He then grabs her by the back of her head with one hand, grabs his scrotum with his other, and uses his sack to smear the semen around her face, simulating waffle batter in a waffle iron.
Works best from missionary position.
Doggy also works if she has long enough hair that you can grab and pull her head back, just be careful not to knee your woman in the back of the head when your getting in your jizzin' position!
Waffle Iron
a band that has yet to start not sucking
they will never not suck and if you disagree well then fuckyou