SeaBass (Animal Crossing)

A seabass is the fucking worst goddam fish in the Animal Crossing games, It never will leave your island or your nightmares. Just when you thought you got a oarfish, BOOM fucking seabass.

Person 1: Dude Ima catch this big fish
Person 2: It's going to be a seabass (Animal Crossing)
Person1: Fuck it's a seabass

Star Crossed Lovers

1) Lovers that never get together

2) Also known as i'll fated lovers

Nyquill and Jose are star crossed lovers

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Crossing the Dirty Line

This when some one says something really dirty, and you not expecting to hear something like that come out of there mouth.

Also can be used if you want to have clean ears, and the other person took it way to far.

Jane:Nick should put his d*ck in me and f*ck me deep and hard.
Sadie: Wow, don't cross the dirty line.

Jane: Sorry, I'll shut up.

Crossing the Dirty Line

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Hot Cross Bunnies

Definition 1:

Q: What happens when you throw water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot Cross Bunnies

Definition 2:
Person A: "Look!"
Person B: "Hot cross bunnies"

Person A: "What?"
Person B: "Mango."
Person A: "Hot Cross Bunnies"

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Holy Cross Girl

Holy Cross is an all girls school in Marlyand. Holy Cross Girls are the hottest girls in the Washington DC metropolitan area. The other all-girls schools that dont compare dont even need to be named - just know that Holy Cross beats them all. Holy Cross girls know how to party and hang out with the hottest guys. They are smart and get good grades but they arent anal about school like other girls in the area. Basically, Holy Cross girls know how to have a good time.

An example of two imaginary hot guys talking about Holy Cross girls wouldnt do them justice...

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cross country skiing

When a girl gives two handjobs simultaneously, which consequently, makes her arms move in the way cross country skiers' arms move with their ski poles.

Jim: "After a long day of snowboarding, Carl and I took Susie back to my chalet for a little cross country skiing"

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criss-cross applesauce

The superior way to sit. You fold you legs to form a somewhat pretzel shape. Also know as Indian style

Growing up, I used to love sitting criss-cross applesauce!

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