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Nice Guy

A man wasting his penis. He'll never get any pussy, of any kind (unless he rapes the chick). He's never seen breasts outside of the internet. He's a blackened husk of a man, and a worthless heap of dust. This is the kind of guy women just love to hate. This is the kind of guy who thinks he's getting somewhere with a woman, but is actually nothing more than "Friend" material to any being wielding a vagina. He pines over the girl, and when he doesn't get her, he claims to all of his friends that he's dating her, or is in the "process of", which basically means he's stalking her. He has pictures of her sleeping on his walls, hes got shrines and shit, and he whacks off to her image. Nightly.

That nice guy wont stop calling me, and hes knocking at my front door.

by Landon Flanagan December 8, 2006

66๐Ÿ‘ 141๐Ÿ‘Ž


nice girl

something that doesn't exist

"nice girl"... it just doesnt

by ihateeverything69696969696969 December 10, 2015

20๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nice boat.

Now it has transformed itself into a generic term meaning anything gory or violent, or just any kind of calamity.

(While watching a horror movie) Ouch, that chick got chain-sawed in half. Nice boat.

by mucho February 18, 2008

79๐Ÿ‘ 170๐Ÿ‘Ž


nice dude

1. A phrase used when credit is due towards someone who takes action on a situation and accomplishes it with ease.

2. LeGITimacy by a person.

3. A mackin' playa

4. A kind surfer

5. The latin name of an italian dolphin

Cole: Yeah man i just smizzled on that spanish test

Ben: oh....nice dude



Cole: gosh, i am just so sweet
Ben: sick son!
Cole: no....sweet, not awesome
Ben:....well in that case...nice dude

by KevinFitzgerald April 1, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


nice teeth

Nice teeth is a term guys use to tell each other there are a nice set of tits near by.

That waitress has some nice teeth! Meaning she has a nice rack.

by Kbbq October 24, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


get nice

verb. to succeed at something, to be exceedingly talented. One of the foundations of Greenwich Ebonics. Thus:

Q: What'd you get on the test?
A: 98, I get nice at Calculus!

Just about everyone in Greenwich gets nice at grilling lobster rolls to their face while swilling, seshing dank nugs, playing 'ruit, and generally bro-ing out.

by No one asked that! October 11, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


d nice

damn nice - mad nice - sick - delish

yo dat is d nice

look at dat biddy she is d nice

by goch September 11, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž