Hot Shoe

Hot Shoe: A simple game in which a passenger (possibly driver) of a vehicle opens the door of said vehicle, while the vehicle is moving might i add, and plants their foot on the road beneath, thus causing friction and heating up the bottom of the shoe. Once hot enough, the passenger then throws off their shoe and thrusts it upon any other passenger (or the driver) of the vehicle, burning the skin of the victim. The Hot Shoer then is forced to gloat, cackle, or simply prove territorial dominance by Hot Shoeing another victim.

"Oh fuck that really hurt."
"As expected, you see I put my shoe one the ground whilst the car was in motion thus causing friction, making my shoe a Hot Shoe and burning your pussy ass skin."
"You fucking meany."

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Foot Shoes

Shoes that look like feet, frequently seen on filthy hippies.

"Hey man. What the hell? You gave up meat??! Jesus. Bet next you're gonna be rockin' those idiotic foot shoes."

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Shoe Whore

A type of whore who donates her shoe(s) to engage in sexual activity other than herself.

omg! i looked up that alley and theres a guy fucking a shoe, obv the work of the shoe whore.

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Poindexter shoes

Big shoes with massive oversized heals usualy between sizes 4-11 they are so hideous only the hideously unpopular would wear them.
Usualy those who wear them wear big glasses and are wannabes that pretend to be intelligent when they don't really know a damn.

Kid trips over nerd with the oversized "poindexter shoes" he is wearing
kid- *In sarcastic tone* "hey nice shoes where did you get them from?"
Poindexter- "Uhm really gee thanks I got another pair at home if you would like a pair"
*Kids friends laugh*
Kid- "puh like I would wear them don't you understand the term sarcasm why don't you wear trainers like us dudes then people will think you are cool and won't think you are a poindexter"
Poindexter- *scratches head* "Duh sarcasm poindexter cool?"

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Throw a Shoe

Take a shit.

Example 1
Steve: What is taking Cecil so long in the bathroom?
Bill: He said he had to throw a shoe.

Example 2
"I ate 3 plates of spaghetti for dinner and now I need to throw a shoe."

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old shoe

marijuana that is sub-par and tastes and/or smells like an old shoe.

on second thought, don't pass me that old shoe

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Baby Shoes

A midget friend or a small friend of a tall person.

"Me and my midget buddy, baby shoes, we do everything together except see-saw cause that wouldn't be fair to him."

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