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A slang term used by a 39-year old ex-stoner to describe any noun
"That's not how I wanted my Jimmy Jam", Arin screamed loudly whilst ordering subway.
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If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!
Man, I jammed those gerbils so fuckin hard last night they were clawing on my rectum!
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meaning top of the range. cream of the crop. the dogs bollucks.
'yo dude, check out my new blades...'
'Jam... on... toast'
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When 3 or more people are in a meeting, not talking to each other, but are all checking, emailing or talking on their blackberries.
We had a few topics we needed to discuss in the departmental meeting, however it turned into a Blackberry Jam
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Continuing dispute between the West Cumbrian towns of Whitehaven and Workinton inhabitants. The northern-most town calls the other this because the miners used to eat it in the pits or something.
The real reason is that at one time the town of Workington was richer than Whitehaven and they used to be able to afford the luzury of Jam. Hence the phrase was coined in Whitehaven who were jealous of their Workington pals.
Y' hoofing jam eater, git back to where thou cum fray!
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Large group/party consisting primarily of vagina. I.e., equivalent to the male version "sausage fest".
Person A: So, how was the shin dig?
Person B: It was a total clam jam!
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When anal beads are lodged in ones anus and requires a third party removal.
I got pearl jammed and cant make it to the game.
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