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The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.
1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.
2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.
to masturbate and finish by blowing the load into your own mouth
Man, I was feeling depressed last night so I gave myself a nice jerk Cobain.
Something that's fun to do in public restrooms & department store dressing rooms.
I love jerking off in the Macy's dressing room while my girlfriend shops.
The way that single dad males give themselves pleasure
Person 1: Did you hear him jerking off in his room last night?
Person 2: yea it was disgusting, he needs to get a girlfriend
The most accurate way to describe YouTube Rewind 2018
Dr Shaym (a YouTuber): "Hey look, it's the annual corporate circle jerk celebrating another year of the least creator-friendly site on the entire internet."
When you try to Netflix and chill but she jerks away from the D
Cara is such a slut. I had to Netflix and jerk with her.
Jamaicans took dried meat - jerky (or jerk for short), they added it to Asian rice, and gave it an name using English, they called it Jerk Rice.
Jamaicans having since ate it for a few centuries now accuse anyone non-Jamaican/non-black whom uses it as culturally appropriating it
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jerk rice is not Jamaican.