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When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".
When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension
Beating you meat while in the shower
"Ayo I'll meet you there I'm just gonna jerk shower then come on over"
Bike jerks- people who ride bikes with in groups, that all wear the same close
Dad: *driving down street*
Kid: hey dad look at those people!
Dad:oh the bike jerks
Hug-jerk noun: 1. a form of over the pants handjob unseeable to anyone not involved in the hug! Perfect for family reunions, and baptisms.
2. Also a jerk who gives you a hug but it goes unreciprocated because he or she is punk bitch. Not to be confused with hung-jerk... like Cody Bustaloady
Dude 1:Woah. Bro. Did you see what she just did during that hug?
Dude 2: No?? Did she git at your nips??
Dude 1: Nah man she hug-jerked the shit outta my bologna roll! Love me a good Hug Jerk
Both dudes in sequence : high five! Noice!
To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.
"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"
Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.
Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..
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when your jizz acquires superpowers and slowly but surely takes a sharp turn backwards away from the monstrosity you realise you are fucking
Oi Jim I saw you off-jerking to the pic of my girl bruh, Well done!