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Two gay men who dual by shooting hot gummy loads at each other with the intent of harming one another.
Sam and Walter, jizz jousters, both rushed to the hospital for eye injuries as a result of jizz jousting.
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When you ejaculate in your hand and then slap a bitch in the face with it.
"I fucked your goat"
"WHAT BITCH *Jizz slap*
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When an obsessed man creeps his way into his female friends bedroom after she had sex with her boyfriend and sniffs the wet spot.
That Scott is a real Jizz Sniffer
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ejaculating high above head then having it splash down upon yourself
what happened
jizz newton
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Word used by Adam Carolla on Love line to describe jacking off
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the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.
"Aw, man look at all the shoe jizz on the floor!"
"I know, I almost slipped on it!"
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A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.
After the jizz pirates knocked down my door on a mission for "the goods" I soon gave into them.
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