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Prank him, Juan

Prank him John, except if the John in question is Hispanic/Latino.

José: Ándale mijo, Prank him, Juan!

Juan: starts clappin' some cheeks.

by NuggetMilitia1 January 19, 2022


Get some Juan

A spin off to getting some becky for those of us gay white guys with either a Mexican fetish or who just likes Mexicans like anyone else.

Damn I got lucky last night when a Mexican guy was letting me get some Juan from him last night

by JuanBootyLover March 29, 2018


U.S.S. Juan Valdez

The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.

After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.

by QuacksO August 5, 2018


Total Juan Move

Acting in such Fashion of Juan Musci in ways where you lie about sleeping with females. The lies are so obvious that it is considered a total Juan Move.

“I had a girl over last night he he heeeTotal Juan move you did nothing...

by Buttbongofiesta November 20, 2020


Juan Snow

A Mexican Gamer who loves GoT and is unsure of his sexuality

Senior gotta get his freak on as the Juan Snow

by cool girl crystal May 16, 2019


Don Juan

A character from the play Don Juan Tenorio. A villain. A bastard. We hope he burns in hell. He made my eighth-to-freshman year hell with that stupid book, and then we spent TWO MONTHS learning about him. (He doesn't deserve Doña Inés.)

You know, I really would have enjoyed the book more if Don Juan was pulled down to hell at the end.

by Vivitur-Moritur November 29, 2023


Juan Gorilla Tag

very cool guy with a lot of respect for himself and others. always on gtag 24/7 and constantly dunking on orion drift for no reason. D1 hater for most things and a great friend. competitive and supportive friend who will help you perserve through anything yet can still be funny at times. Great guy, great editor, gtag lover, crazy.

You: Yoooo is that Juan Gorilla Tag
Juan: Hello everyone!

by VoidTheDrifter! December 6, 2024