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the word you just be chatting mean you basically just be saying anything to say it
bob: hey Ethan what you favorite color
Ethan: i like to eat pizza on Mondays
bob: you just be chatting
The proper response to the question "can I ask you a question?"
Dumbass: "Can I ask you a question?"
Smartass: "You just did."
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people who will never ever ever have sex withone another
We will never have sex......We're just good friends
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What is said when you give up on a goal because you have to wait on a time delay, and just quit.
Paypal Operator: "It will take a couple days to check if your bank account is set correctly"
Customer: "Just Shut It Down." *said Calmly*
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When your girlfriend highkey breaks up with you and you know u two will never speak again but you wanna make it sound like you're just in a fight for your facebook status
Ryan: Dayum dude i''m so sorry that Gabby broke up with you
Jared: Don't worry, Mia's Just Mad.
Jared's Thoughts: We'll probably never speak again, but why should my facebook status die like our relationship?
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This is THE answer if someone accuses you of being high or drunk. generally used when one's eye's are a bit of a give-away, or when one is on the nods. I believe the unspoken strategy of people using this excuse is that if enough addicts us it while showing symptoms similar to drowsiness, they'll fool everyone.
Wether or not this excuse works, depends on the experience of the accuser with addicts, drunks, etc. This probably won't work with a cop. It may work with a shelter worker, depending on how naive they are. It probably will work on your parents, providing it's late, and they're chumps.
cop: "So, have you been using tonight?"
addict:"No sir, I'm just tired is all...l"
cop:"hand's behind your back."
shelter worker #1 (me): "Your fucked up go to detox. Stop nodding off in my lobby."
addict: "I'm just tired, is all..."
shelter worker #1 (me):"get up, get out! get up, get out!"
shelter worker #2: "Umm, excuse me sir, I think you might be under the influence of some sort of drug, are you 'high' sir? because if you are, i'd have to ask you to leave..."
addict: "I'm just tired, is all..."
shelter worker #2: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, let's get you to bed right away... oh, you'd like to use the washroom for 20 mineuts? of course, go right ahead."
addict: "mwehh... thank yuhhhhh.. *underbreath* chump..."
parent "little johnny, are you on the 'dope' right now? you can tell me, i'm your friend..."
little addict johnny: "No! I'm just tired! Gosh, why dont you let me be!"
parent: "I'm sorry snookems."
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