I don't play for keeps

Not wanting to settle down with someone, because you don't need them.

"Its my year to be thotiana, so he needs to leave cause I don't play for keeps."

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keep her lit

Lit is short for literature. Or words spoken. When your girlfriend gives out to you and you think she has a fair point you keep her word. Or... Keep her lit!

"She said 'you can't drink' dude! You puked all over the Christening cake! Keep her lit man!

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Keep Church and State Separate

Not telling your wife/girlfriend about your drug habbit

Keeping your ideals of smoking weed (church) from those who want to tell you what to do (state)

Friend: Why are you using clear-eyes?

Stoner: I try to keep church and state separate

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Keep your shirt on

it means that you have no need to act all polite or formal. It also means that you dont have to be such a stuck up person by trying to act cool all the time.

Seller: Buying something?
You: I might be. Leave me be.
Seller: Yeah yeah..keep your shirt on.

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Keep your tailgate up

Uncommon phrase for "keep your pants pulled up" or "don't puff too loudly".

"See you tonight! Keep your tailgate up!"

keep your shoelaces untied

november 20. if you have shoelaces just keep them untied. please just do it. please don’t trip tho

dude: dude your shoelaces are untied

other dude: I know it’s cuz it’s keep your shoelaces untied day!

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes

1) a threat used by a bomber where they force their hostages to spill out classified information or else they get blown up
2) ironic/satirical statement for when you just want someone to shut up but they keep on blathering on about stuff you don't care about

Bank robber: *rips the duct tape off of Karen's mouth* Give me the code to the safe
Karen: *cries* I won't let you do this!!!!
Bank robber: Shut up! Now keep talking and nobody explodes!!

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Her: .......sitting on this balcony and I wanted to talk to him but couldnt but then I drank a glass of wine and I did but ended up talking to another guy who seemed cool and so I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........ and we took a selfie together.
Me: *nods head impatiently* Oh ok
Her: oh and which reminds me I also met this other guy--
Me, seething with impatience: Yes..... Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes...... 🙃

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