I don't play for keeps

Not wanting to settle down with someone, because you don't need them.

"Its my year to be thotiana, so he needs to leave cause I don't play for keeps."

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keep her lit

Lit is short for literature. Or words spoken. When your girlfriend gives out to you and you think she has a fair point you keep her word. Or... Keep her lit!

"She said 'you can't drink' dude! You puked all over the Christening cake! Keep her lit man!

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Keep Church and State Separate

Not telling your wife/girlfriend about your drug habbit

Keeping your ideals of smoking weed (church) from those who want to tell you what to do (state)

Friend: Why are you using clear-eyes?

Stoner: I try to keep church and state separate

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Keep your shirt on

it means that you have no need to act all polite or formal. It also means that you dont have to be such a stuck up person by trying to act cool all the time.

Seller: Buying something?
You: I might be. Leave me be.
Seller: Yeah yeah..keep your shirt on.

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keep your foot in it dickhead

When one is racing and is on the outside and on the verge or wrecking, do not decelerate just keep your foot in it dickhead.

“Cmon just keep your foot in it dickhead” as yelled from the viewing area

keep your faith in god

Best friends

Someone you can't live without keep your faith in god

keep your shoelaces untied

november 20. if you have shoelaces just keep them untied. please just do it. please don’t trip tho

dude: dude your shoelaces are untied

other dude: I know it’s cuz it’s keep your shoelaces untied day!