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1. Nickname for the plague.
2. when someone idolise's ones self.
3. when someone is an insensitve prick.
4. when someone lie's to make themselves look good.
" oh hey, i look so great today! I spent hours looking for a look that made me look like a god! Then I remembered.....I AM GOD ! "
" hey dude, that's soo Borthwickism (mark) !!!!
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Ex footballer and football pundit/commentator for the BBC's Match of the Day. Born 9th June 1962 on a ferry crossing the River Mersey. Won shit loads with Liverpool FC during the 70s and 80s but nothing with the rep of Ireland or northern Ireland. It came to light in 1990 that his father Dougal was a submarine captain in the Irish navy during world war 2 and that he had torpedoed the Bismark and sank it (sunday sport). His Mother Mary was rumoured to be the inspiration for Paul McCartneys song Let it be. Other than that the guy's a totally opinionated cock who knows fuck all about anything apart from dodgy thatched cottage type hair styles, telling crap jokes and manlove fantasies about Gary Lineker
Gary Lineker " Lets go over live to the emirates stadium with our commentators John Motson and that twat Mark Lawrenceson"
John Motson " Thanks Gary, the crowd are really fired up for this one today "
Mark Lawrenceson " Yes Motty I think its gunner be a good one...ha ha ha "
John Motson " for fuck sake Lawro take the fucking day off "
Mark Lawrenceson " ha ha ha ....gunner be good....ha ha ha"
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a slash across someone's face, usually in prison.
That gang member received a " puto mark " for dropping out of his gang.
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A very sexy, mature woman who prefers getting plugged in all holes instead of making love.
Yo Mark's Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!
Mark's Mom is hot.
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Head Coach of the Michigan State University football team since 2007. Known for his scowl, and his extreme hatred of Michigan, he has helped turn the Spartan Program around. However, his excessive hatred of Michigan, playing criminals on a regular basis, and getting his ass kicked by the big boys only makes him one of the douchiest coaches in college football.
Also, known for calling his mentor Jim Tressel, a "tragic hero" after his resignation from Ohio State.
MSU Fan: Mark Dantonio has kicked Michigan's ass since he's taken over.
MICH Fan: Bullshit, dude beat a lousy RichRod-led program, wait till he beats a good team before you start talking.
MSU Fan: Yeah so, he's 3-1 vs Michigan (through 2010).
MICH Fan: Yeah, well, he's a douche who will get put in his place when Brady Hoke is the coach.
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The ever-present fake-diamond studs that signify one's complete decline to wiggerhood. When one has attached such a relic, there is no saving them.
The Mark of the Wigger...overpriced damnation.
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Ultra-conservative blowhard who has a radio show and writes books. An old, bald man who blames liberals and democrats. A jackass.
"Did you hear Mark Levin's radio show the other night?"
"No, he's a jackass neocon who is not objective."
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