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The act in which a female will complete the act that many men like to call, “Busting and fat one”
It normally results in a liquid being released from the vagina. This is something that men normally enjoy during a session of watching pornography.
Homie #1: Dude, I just watched some porn and busted a fattie.
Homie #2: To what? Lesbo?
Homie #1: Nah bro. Female Masturbation
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The act of masturbating to fully clothed people or simply to the idea of something.
Jack: Man that girl so hot, I'm ready to get my petty masturbation on
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you
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Adjective: A state a mind where you seem aloof but brain function is occurring.
Just so you don't think I was mentally masturbating all day here is that excel spreadsheet you requested.
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1. To touch your gay's dick!
2. You do it when you are fucking with your gay's penis (like licking his big fuckin' dick) or watching some fucking porn with a man sticking his penis out on top of the Two World Trade Centre in New Yolk City.
1. My fucking gay: Am I masturbating?
Me: Shut your fuck mouth or I'll EAT YOUR DICK! Masturbate Fucker!
2. Let's just Masturbate FUCKER around in this stupid mall!
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Manipulating usually flirtatiously yet without doing any actual sexual acts in order to get what you want.
AKA: ‘Hoeing without using your holes’
Just send a pretty girl to go scoop up that check. He won’t tell her no...
#mental masturbation
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The act of masturbation right before an impending tragedy or catastrophic event. Leads to a brisk and usually unsatisfying climax.
Ryan: did you hear about the new findings in flight 97 black box?
Kevin: nah man
Ryan: apparently several passengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive
Kevin: how were the climaxes?
Ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying
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The act of masturbating an animal by me nigga.
Take this you stupid cat. This is how you Animal Masturbation
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