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Two people having a competition on who is less attractive or worse at something
Often used by people outside of the locus of decision
Those women are ugly as fuck, they havin a mid off 😭
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A mid-day dove person is neither a night owl or an early bird. This person is at their most active point between the hours of 3pm to 6pm... if lucky, maybe 7.
Charlie: Hey, it's 9am let's go for breakfast!
Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)
Charlie: Hey, it's too late for lunch and too early for dinner but do you want to grab a bite anyway?
Brandy: SURE!
Charlie: Wow, you're such a mid-day dove.
Charlie: Hey, let's go out to a bar tonight!
Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)
A phrase used by the neighborhood philosopher.
Neighborhood kid: when I grow up I want one million dollars!
Neighborhood Philosopher: Don't strive to be better than less than mid , sonny boy.
The lesbian equivalent of a Midlife Crises. In some cases this can be a femme suddenly deciding to explore their butch side several years too late into a relationship, or vice versa. In nearly all cases it usually involves one half of a couple suddenly deciding to radically change their style and chase after way younger (probably teenaged) girls.
Can be initiated by a "Lesbian Dragon" and will often later be the cause of "FLD".
Everyone agreed that things seemed to be going well between Jaclyn and Lou', then Jaclyn one day started wearing waistcoats and hitting on confused schoolgirls. Her mid-les crisis pretty much killed the relationship overnight.
A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating
While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment
A tall white man that usually has curly or frizzy hair, wears baggy t-shirts or hoodies and cargo pants, they will usually have a basic personality and some kind of mental issue
Bob:LMAO YOUR A MID WHITE MAN
Tim:NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE MID AND WHITE!