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Someone that snorts on cocaine so much their face distorts and resembles a fugly monster
Jesus christ that chalk monster just had a nose bleed and died
that chalk monster tried snorting my foot
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When a girl is twerking on a naked man and she sharts on his cock, making it look like a mud monster.
Gurl 1: omg I accidentally gave him a mud monster last night
Gurl 2: omg what happened
Gurl 1: he totally was into it though
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Anyone who joins a tournament who isn't very good at the game played- (s)he most often knows that he is donating to the "pot" or the money won.
He's just a pot monster, don't mind him.
Hey come on, don't be a stream monster and come out and be a pot monster.
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The original name of Pokemon. When translated from the Japanese word it translates to pocket monster.
1) "Hey whats a pocket monster?"
"All Pokemon"
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A small white male that has an infatuation with well endowed African American females named after a baked goods.
"Did you see that girl? I would totally become a cookie monster for that."
"I felt like a total cookie monster at that professional meeting last night."
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1. A guy who gets girls at college (or other) parties super wasted and takes them to the bathroom (or other facility) to have sexual intercourse with only half to no consent on the girl's part.
2. An actual monster, be it one that lives under a bed, in the woods, in dark places, or Detroit, who rapes people, animals, or other monsters.
3. A "cougar" who loiters at hotel lobbies and bars and lures young men (as young as 16) into their hotel room with the promise of a joint venture of "Call of Duty" for PS3, and proceeds to force themselves on the young man sexually.
1. "Ya, Benny's in jail man. He totally banged that chick last night but she musta' changed her mind midway, 'cause her dad called the cops and told them he was a RAPE MONSTER."
2. "That Barney the dinosaur totally lost it on set the other day and went RAPE MONSTER on that little Jimmy kid."
3. "Stay away from that old cougar man. She's a total RAPE MONSTER."
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An amusing alternative to overused phallic terminology such as 'dick'.
"Quit training your pocket monster and get back on the sales floor!"
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