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a muffin packed out wit ganja
me: these muffins smell good mum!!!!
my mum: motherfucka u better not b cookin any motherfuckin ganja muffins motherfucka!!!!!!!!!
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A euphemism for farting. Similar to cut the cheese or baking brownies.
Everyone thought the smell was just Greg baking brownies, when in actuality he was cutting muffins.
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Possibly one of the sexiest things a girl can show off. Scientists spent decades calculating the "perfect waist to hip ratio" forgetting to realize that showing off slight imperfections can be far sexier than aiming for perfection.
Damn, girl I can't stop looking at that sexy muffin top!
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When an overweight female wears her pants too tight it creates a muffin top and a camel toe that blend together. Not a good look.
Her pants are so tight you can see her muffin' toe.
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Having To Take A Shit.
"Dayum Ma, I Gotta Take A Muffin Break."
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So no shit there I was standing at the bridge when it washed out and damn if I didn’t drop a diaper muffin.
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A short home-wrecker. She can be young, older, pretty, or uglier. Watch out! She's quick to steal your man!
See that girl over there? She is such a ho muffin! She's broken up so many homes it's not funny!
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