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Nathan H is the most kind, funny and wholesome person you will meet. Nathan H is a ride or die, a partner in crime and he will be there and support you no matter what. Nathan is also smart and hilarious. If you know Nathan H you would would always ask yourself "why is this amazing person in my life". You would also tell him "Thank you for being a huge part of my life, you will always be a piece of my heart."
Nathan H is Cara's best friend.
Pinball Nathan was a wizard at the game. For over 10 years not a single person could come close to beating him. He was the utmost respected player to ever play the game. Born 06/22/80 in the Buckingham Palace, London, England. His father and mother were on a business trip to visit Queen Elizabeth II. She was fascinated with the game Nathan’s father had created. That game was, none the less, the greatest game ever made. Pinball. Most would believe Nathan’s legacy would end with that. That the fortune and fame of his fathers creation would be the downfall of his demise. Instead Nathan set out to be the best player to live. And throughout the years as-well as numerous PPA ( Professional Pinball Association ) tournament wins. Nathan, now known as Pinball Nathan is the best player to flap his fingers on a pinball machine that has ever lived. He retired ten years ago. But sometimes, in the small city he now lives in called Wilmington, NC, in the United States of America, you can still see him play. Destroying all of the Cape Fear Flippers Club.
“I wish I was as talented at pinball as Pinball Nathan is. “
A dude who does have a “new house” but smokes pot to get high enough to ride on a spirit airlines flight legend says that the money he’s used to buy weed he could have actually bought a “new house” but instead enjoys getting his legs hugged by a Tyler Brewer while drinking a choccy milk to make the pain go away
Man he smokes a lot of pot he must be a Nathan Newhouse
The Sneaky Nathan is an extreme sex act often associated with the modern BDSM movement. It involves two Nathan's, one presented on a soft surface (such a a couch, bed or bed of grass) in a position of presentation, separating the buttocks. The other Nathan will then dive head first into the other Nathan's anus while simultaneously lighting a bong. Once lodged inside the colon, the smoke is then exhaled out of the anus.
The Sneaky Nathan.
"I totally gave him the Sneaky Nathan."
"The sneaky Nathan is handed down from father to son over generations."
"Kurt from the meat department is a pussy, I'd bet he wishes he could pull a Sneaky Nathan."
Embodying incredible class, unprecedented salesmanship, with a large value and respect for human beings. Similar to a rare gem that is highly sought after, & extremely valuable.
Did you see who the Board of Director’s choose as the new Chief Marketing Officer?” There is really no point in applying if they’re only choosing Nathan Kaufman’s.
A Nathan green is a little cunty log that wanks into girls sock and then wears those socks and then walks around in them squishing his green cum with every step. He licks dicks and helicopters on top of Chinese, black, white, Indian and pretty much every other girl he sees. When he walks in the street he goes topless and trouserless exposing his cum stained underwear and his morning, midday and night wood.
Look at that guy
What a Nathan green
Nathan Morris is one of the prettiest people you’ll ever meet, like prettier than Andrew Garfield man, ANDREW GARFIELD. He’s very sweet, so cool, pulls mad girls but is loyal asf 🫶 so good at sports, D1 Athlete, major hoes but goes for trolls, epic cake
OMG I’m going to totally get a piece of Nathan Morris tonight.