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The pansy that has been raised to treat women with "respect" and "dignity" and feels obliged that the woman owes him a relationship in return. Most likely the girl will say, "You're a nice guy, etc..." and he will be relegated to puppy love flirting and countless hours of masturbation using his tears as lubrication. He will then become so pissed off, he will rant about how women don't see him for what he is and that all us bad boys get the women. Ultimately the nice guy will try to become a "bad boy" himself but just be made a fool of himself by girls that see him attempting to hide his insecurites, forcing him to revert back to his nice guy ways and the cycle starts all over again.
Hot Latina Chick - John is such a nice guy! He sees me for who I am and is always there for me!
Bad Boy - Would you fuck him?
Hot Latina Chick - Oh, God no! This is all yours.
Grow some balls, nice guys! Don't put the pussy on a pedastal!
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A man wasting his penis. He'll never get any pussy, of any kind (unless he rapes the chick). He's never seen breasts outside of the internet. He's a blackened husk of a man, and a worthless heap of dust. This is the kind of guy women just love to hate. This is the kind of guy who thinks he's getting somewhere with a woman, but is actually nothing more than "Friend" material to any being wielding a vagina. He pines over the girl, and when he doesn't get her, he claims to all of his friends that he's dating her, or is in the "process of", which basically means he's stalking her. He has pictures of her sleeping on his walls, hes got shrines and shit, and he whacks off to her image. Nightly.
That nice guy wont stop calling me, and hes knocking at my front door.
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Now it has transformed itself into a generic term meaning anything gory or violent, or just any kind of calamity.
(While watching a horror movie) Ouch, that chick got chain-sawed in half. Nice boat.
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1. A phrase used when credit is due towards someone who takes action on a situation and accomplishes it with ease.
2. LeGITimacy by a person.
3. A mackin' playa
4. A kind surfer
5. The latin name of an italian dolphin
Cole: Yeah man i just smizzled on that spanish test
Ben: oh....nice dude
Cole: gosh, i am just so sweet
Ben: sick son!
Cole: no....sweet, not awesome
Ben:....well in that case...nice dude
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Nice teeth is a term guys use to tell each other there are a nice set of tits near by.
That waitress has some nice teeth! Meaning she has a nice rack.
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verb. to succeed at something, to be exceedingly talented. One of the foundations of Greenwich Ebonics. Thus:
Q: What'd you get on the test?
A: 98, I get nice at Calculus!
Just about everyone in Greenwich gets nice at grilling lobster rolls to their face while swilling, seshing dank nugs, playing 'ruit, and generally bro-ing out.
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