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When a male covers his genitalia in cocaine, then engages in intercourse with a female.
Dude Carlos totally gave Katarina a columbian condom, she was messed up, but she was feeling great!
Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is
He’s as useful as a knitted condom
New lyrics for dora the faggator. Swiper has also become a drug addict.
Diego got some dora shit
Did you know that dora says shit like: "I store your condoms and cigarettes deep inside my ass"
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1. Smaller size condoms for smaller size men.
2. Small condoms for men so it won't slip off the penis like a regular size one does.
1. He bought a snug fit condom. I realized why when he took off his pants in bed.
2. Girl - "what's wrong?"
Guy - "the condom slipped off"
Girl - "how did that happened?"
Guy - "You gave me a regular size condom. I usually wear a snug fit condom so it won't slip off"
A slut who likes to ride a lot of dicks, but is atleast smart enough to use condoms
Guy: ready to fuck
Slut: I'm only fucking if you got condoms
Guy: shit! Damn you're a condom jock
The wrapping around rolls of coins.
We need coin condoms to drop these quarters off at the bank.
An African condom is an Egyptian foreskin.
When procuring an African condom, one must meet with an Egyptian, who makes all genders try his foreskin for free. This repulsive act is only followed by the Egyptian taxi driver holding their belongings for ransom.