Your Face

To be used in the beginning of the your mom/your face game; can be combined with a variety of other functions.

1: Your mom
2: Your moms face
1: Your moms face's face
2: Your moms second cousins pet monkeys proctologist
1: Your... proctologist's face

not on your nelly

cockney rhyming slang for not on your life. nelly rhymes with smelly, which leads to smelly breath, breath leads to breathing to keep alive, leading to not on your life.

Martin: 'will you stroke my furry badger?'

Jon: 'Not on your nelly!'

your mum

part one of the greatest insult ever created

your mum touches kids

Your Three

An Oovoo term in which the person asking, who's in your three, would like to know who is on your screen. Usually, the person closest to you, is the person you consider the better friend. If you are using the app 'oovoo' on any device other than a computer, there will be 3 open slots to put a profile in. Therefore, if there are 4 or more other people in the oovoo call. You must pick your top 3 companions, and enjoy the call.

The word is often used in a question.

Girl 1: *on oovoo call* Hey Jean, who's in your three?
Jean: You, Bob, and Katie
Katie: Yay, I feel so loved

your mom

the hottest chick in the world and a great response to any question or comment... EVER

Guy 1: "That jell-o was fucking awesome"

Guy 2: "Your mom's fucking awesome"

your ancestor

the worse comeback ever, reminds me of brokeback for some reason

uncool Dude: what we doing tonight jim?

Jim: your mom! (stupid but rightous laughter)

uncool dude: your ancestor

jim: what the hell was that?

your song

Any song that you have emotional attachment to. Upon hearing it on the radio, you must unhinge you jaw and scream into the void.

Radio: *despacito starts playing*
Guy in car: Oh my god it's your song!
Other guy in car: *unintelligible screaming*