ADJ.
Persons of the African American decent who are tall in stature and constantly likes to mess with his girlfriend's feelings and throw around red flags. Commonly known as "J" .
" J is such a Shrimp Noodle"
"Don't be a Shrimp Noodle"
A soft penis with a condom on.
My woman did not appreciate my bagged noodle, my thrusts were ineffective.
The most perfect person anyone could ask for. She’s so cute and kind and helpful. When she takes her clothes off she’s sexy af and can make anyone wet. Her fingers and tongue are unbelievable. She has the ability to make anyone happy and is very unique
You’re my favourite yenny noodle
I walked in on Jason while he was dressing and saw his frontal noodle!
When you're getting that sloppy toppy and she stops to talk to you while still holding your penis like a microphone
"Bro Emma was giving me that sloppy toppy today and we totally had a whole conversation over noodle mic"
The act of ejaculating into a lover's armpit hair and letting it dry and get crusty. Then munching on it like dry ramen.
First usage 2018, Paul, Mayo, and Aaron
Did you seriously have Portland Noodles today?