To confirm with enthusiasm and utmost seriousness. The level of importance is comparable to the seriousness of a hot vietnamese bowl of pho: pho is no joking matter.
Andrew: "There was a barbeque in this weather?"
Jasmin: "PHO REAL"
Andrew: "Are you sure $5 is a good deal for pho?"
Jasmin: "...PHO REAL"
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a reality show that isnt literally scripted, but it basically is because they stick a gay person, a homophobe, an alcoholic, a christian, and a bitch in it. see lame
the real world sucks major penis
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A term used to define the "realocity" of an individual. Often used to describe how "tough" or "ganga-skilled" one is.
Example:
Shanequa:I been sleepin' wit yo man, beyotch! *insert two finger snaps for good measure*
Ranaenae:Oh no you did not!
Shanequa:Oh yes I did, bitch! Whatchu gonna do about it?
Ranaenae:I gonna keep it real, you chickenhead.
*insert some low-class rap and a "pimped out" low rider.*
---===15 minutes later===---
Ranaenae shows up at Shanequa's abode in her worn out Cutlass Supreme carring a wooden baseball bat and a half-empty carton of eggs. First, she smashes out the front window of Shanequa's car, and proceeds to cake both the car and house with the eggs. Moments later, police arive on the scene to find Ranaenae scrawling something on Shanequa's house with black spraypaint. The then arrest her, throw her in their cruiser, and take her down to the police station. Ranaenae then claims police brutality and is released, so as promote good relations with the public.
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Besides being a reality series one MTV the Real World is a concept created by societys. Kids are always being told that they are being prepared for the "real world", but they do not always understand what the "real world" is. The Real World begins after high school/college depending on the person's situation.
The Real World has two parts. Children are very innocent. The Real World is understanding that the world is not a giant piece of candy. The world is very beautiful, but one must also understand that there is an endless amound of suffering. There is violence, rape, theft, drugs, abuse, greed, pollution, and corruption.
The Real World is basically just being an adult. It is being able to go to work every day, It is trying hard to move up career wise. It is not easy for most people. It is being able to manage bills, stress, and understand that life is not always fair. America has this myth that if a person works hard than that person can be whatever he or she wants to be. That is not always true. In the Real World some people work hard every day of their lives and never escape the social class that they are in. A person just has to keep trying. The Real World sucks ass.
Paris Hilton: I'm so mad at my daddy. He bought me the blue sports car instead of the silver one. I'm too good for that shit!
Rodney Dangerfield: Oh my god! You got no concept of the Real World honey! Wait till you land your first job at Burger King! then we'll see how superior you feel! Lord Almighty! The girls gotta grow some hair down there!
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A overrated soccer team who thinks they're good because they pay refs to help them win but got kicked out of Copa Del Rey by Celta Vigo and they say it's an easy tournament but how come they're not in it? And they also call Barcelona(best in the world) "Uefalona even though the refs make calls against them and for madrid. Their attack is so weak they need a defender to score for them, their attack is made up of Ronaldo, the guy who misses open nets and dives and takes penalties to win, an overly aggresive monkey (Bale) and Benzema, who just speaks for himself.
"We're so good right here's the money UEFA now make Real Madrid win La Liga"
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No.
Nick: "Hey Alex, is God real?"
Alex: "No."
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