If we don't have it...

Go fuck yourself you fat sack of shit.

A fat cow "If we don't have it..."

Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."

I have portland

slang term for “I have a very gay lifestyle and enjoy having sex with lots and lots of hot dudes.”

“Hey jimmy, I have Portland!!”
“good for you bud”

or she would have

The statement freely outpoured by a Wingman immediately following the statement that's what rob's mom said. Should definitely follow "that's what she said" as well.

Anonymous: "<anything at all>"
Red Leader: "That's what Rob's mom said!"
Wingman: "Or she would have..."

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have brass balls

If you have brass balls that means you have balls large and hard enough to knock out anything from a small child to mid sized horse

"I didn't know i have brass balls till Julie gave me head for the first and last time. Let's just say her nose never was straight again"

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Having the lesbian vampires

Having your period. Menstruation.

"I would like to go to the beach, but I'm having the lesbian vampires."

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Have my babies

- What you say to someone who is full of epic win and you've run out of internets.

- You can sometimes give internets and babies if so you wish.

Person 1: (Says something full of win)
Me: Here, have some internets.
~Later~
Person 2: (Says something full of win)
Me: Oh, I've run out of internets. Have my babies.

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yes have some

having some..

Trace got laid. to which you reply...Yes have some!

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