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Horny Donut

Put a donut in the males ass and then have the women proceed with eating it out. Eliminating any crumbs from the anus.

The man loved the horny donut his girlfriend gave him on a wonderful Saturday morning.

by dirty monkey April 1, 2015


Horny Manfish

The perfected ancient art of doing something really homosexual or odd, or something along the lines of jizzing in a public place. The art reaches its peak, in the part where after doing said act, you yell a random, confusing phrase at your company, and make a daring escape. The facts prove that moses led the israelites out of egypt by pulling a horny manfish. History's great escapes have all been, in reality, real examples of horny manfishes.

Please note that the word has nothing to do with the definition.

Holy shit he just pulled a great Horny Manfish!

Ha! After cumming on the table I have yelled GENGHIS KHAN and therefore pulled a horny manfish!

by JackysonQuagmire2therescue December 1, 2009


Horny goblin

When one turns into a goblin becoming extremely aroused, usually caused by having swamp ass

Horny goblin: jack is on sabbatical honey

by Swampedbandit April 16, 2022


food horny

An intense desire to eat something, unrelated to hunger.

Man, I know I just stuffed myself at the buffet, but the smell coming from that steak house is making so food horny!

by Edymnion2 May 4, 2018


Hypothetically horny

Being horny but only hypothetically.
I.e. a person who enjoys discussing sexual topics but who would never participate in sexual actions. These discussions could be about sexual topics in general or sexual actions involving themselves and/or others. But upon a chance to participate in a sexual activity, the person will either reject the chance or join in with a curious instead of a sexual mindset.

Person A: He seemed so horny in the group chat but when I asked him in dms if he wanted to have sex he said that he's waiting for marriage
Person B: Seems like he was just being hypothetically horny

by Batronen April 5, 2021


Sad Horny

The sad yet horny feeling sometimes acquired from drinking while feeling down or numb.

I had a few at the local watering hole, now I’m sad horny.

by Moonputty February 3, 2023


Horny Hot

Someone who you’d only date when you’re horny.

John: Becky has a fat ass I think I'm gonna ask her out!
Jake: Nah John she’s horny hot she cheats on every guy she’s been with.

by BigFishareSmallWhale November 2, 2019