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A type of creeping insanity that overtakes messianic and / or dictatorial heads of government.
A combination of the name of U.S.A. president Barack Obama, who appears ever more likely to be a suffer of mental illness, and the slang phrase for insanity " animal crackers."
It is difficult to decide which head of a government is loonier, but Mugabe and Ahmadinejad are clearly obama crackers.
Obama is this guy that I used to think was really cool, but then I realised that he's just like other Americans and is determined to get 'justice' over the BP thing.
Was a good guy.
Now a bad guy.
Give the Lockerbie thing a break, it's not justice!
Yo, I'm Obama and I won't stop until I get 'justice'.
Something you say when you realise America's fall to fascism is in big part due to Obama's inaction during his two terms as president and his blatant sabotage of Bernie Sanders' campaign in 2020.
CNN drone: "Missouri is banning abortion today"
Twitch rando #1: "here's a vid of Obama saying he would codify Roe v Wade in 2008."
Twitch rando #2: "Thanks Obama!"
The darkest fucking thing you have seen in your fucking life. The absolute worst looking price of trombone shaped bark there is. Michelle Obama probably has a dark fucking dick too. They all circle jerk with bill and Hillary Clinton.
Egg ass niggas
Fuck that nigga obamas dick being so dark.
THE ONLY PRESIDENT THAT AMERICANS REALLY LIKED. AMERICA'S EX-BOYFRIEND
P1: "Why'd you vote for someone else?"
P2: "Cuz I like Tru-"
P1: "OBAMA SAVED LIVES, OKAY!?"
A day before intercourse, have your woman eat a roll of pennies. The next day, begin intercourse when your woman feels the bowel movement coming. When your about to nut, have your woman stand on a chair over you and release her bowels, showering you in a deluge of shit and change.
Last night Betty and I performed the most epic Obama Landslide. She released so much change, I couldn't even tell how shitty it was.
Black Jesus
Possible candidate for antichrist
Who is the greatest person ever? Jesus? No, Barrack Obama.