October 27

October 27th is the national crap in your pants day. You are legally required by law nationwide to do at least one defecation in your pants, or else you will be sent to jail.

“My dude! Why are the cops here?”
“Oh man, I didn’t crap in my pants today, and it’s October 27! We are in big trouble now.”

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October 21

When it’s October 21 you have to give 2 people your hoodie Every 2 days!!
If you don’t then you’ll get slapped in the head. So I suggest you to do it especially when it comes to girls😂

Person 1: Yo! Give me your hoodie it’s October 21

Person 2: Uh I didn’t bring it

National Give someone your hoodie day!!

Person: I’ll give it to you tomorrow

Person 2: Okay! You better

October 21

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3rd October

3rd October, also known as the national Bang Chan appreciation day. Our precious boy can sing, dance, rap and produce flawlessly. Now go wish him a happy birthday and stan stray kids. They have better music than Travis Scott and stream their anime opening of the anime Tower Of God.

Hey bro, when’s 3rd october?
Oh! You mean the day when a legend was born? Bang Chan surely is the bestest boy!

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29 October

National Do A Tik Tok With Your Crush Day

Come and make a Tik Tok with me jimmy...
It da 29 October

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October 2

National make your crush like you day.

Me: do you like me
Her: no
Me: yes you do it’s October 2
Her: OK BOOMER!!!!! I like you

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October 20

national make out and grab ass day

this is the day of the year where you can make out with a girl and grab her ass at the same time

Guy 1: I wanna make out and grab this girls ass
Guy 2: its October 20 today, you know its time

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October 7th

National girlfriends day

Go ahead and show your girl some love

“Damn babygurl I just wanna show you how much I appreciate you”

That’s October 7th for u

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