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A burger that comes with olive tapenade
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Olives Kitteridge Burger, you should try it!"
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When you go to the store, grab a bottle of virgin olive oil, and bring it to the big bathroom stall. Insert your shl0ng and use it until you nut, then put it back on the shelf.
I'm unvirgining the olive oil, mom!
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The theory that if one partner in a relationship likes black olives, and the other doesn't, the relationship could work out. If neither party likes, or both parties hate, black olives, according to the theory, their relationship is doomed.
Bro 1: Hey bro, how do your parents get along so well?
Bro 2: Black olive theory, bro. My dad loves black olives and my mom hates 'em.
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Two oiled up Greek men licking each other’s assholes sensuously.
Adam and Ben enjoyed a hot olive salad last night. It was exquisite!
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A “time traveler” stated that on September 11 someone named “jaynou Oliver beck” will be born.And said that he will be elected as president on the day November 3rd 2082 as the 56th president for the United States.many people didt believe that until in September 11 2018 a boy was born with the name jaynou Oliver Beck.and now it’s matter to wait
Have you heard about Jaynou Oliver beck?
The supposed 56th president of the United States.
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A romanitc love making technique, whilst a woman ever-so gently reclines on her backside; pass through her outer labia into her vaginal oraface, palm up, rotate 180 degrees, and force the finger back and through the anus pushing out the pink inner flesh out of her exit, resembling a Spanish olive.
"Linda was being a bit of a bitch in the sack, so I thought her father would appreciate knowing that his daughter was the first example of the ledgendary Spanish Olive."
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